How about a little Whoop Ass Conjure? Absolutely one of my favorite new formulations that we predict will become a staple in every conjurer’s medzin bag. It unleashes the whoop ass on people who deserve it! We spared no mercy in the preparation of this formula; we are rootwomen from the Deep South, born and raised, and we won’t hesitate to “Bless your heart” with a little Whoop Ass when necessary.
So here’s a work with the oil and powder and candle. Light your candle while doing this work. Take a lemon an cut off the tip and scrape out the innards. Save the tip because you are going to need it to seal it back up write the names of your enemies on parchment paper or brown paper from a paper bag. Draw 9 Xs on top of their names. Write on the back what you want to have happen to them…remember this ia a whoop ass work so no being soft. Five spot it with the oil, then dust it with the powder. Fold that paper away from you til its small enough to insert in the lemon. Pour some more of that oil in there and powder. Add a dead spider for good measure and some cobwebs. The put the tip of the lemon back on top. Seal with wax. Take black thread and wrap it around the lemon till its covered and tie off, leaving a little bit of string you can use to hang it in a dark spot in your basement, or a lonely spot in your attic. As the lemon dries its going to get hard as a rock. Your enemy is going to get beat down in this process. Once it is rock hard, you can keep it hanging forever and a day, burn it, run over it with your car, put on a railroad track and let a train take care of it, or bury it in a graveyard. Dispose of the candle in the trash away from your home, or…extend the work by placing the lemon in the candle glass and filling the candle up with vinegar. Cover the candle with a thick layer of tin foil and seal with twine. Burn black candles fixed with the oil and powders and inscribed with your enemies’ name, on top of what is now a vinegar jar. This work can go on indefinitely.
Whoop Ass Conjure…100% BOOYAH!